I can’t golf for shit. Fuck this sport. It’s way too hard.
I respect anyone that can golf well. My father has been golfing for decades and that mother fucker can golf like a champ.
I inherited a set of golf clubs from my father and have never possessed the ability to wield them well. But I can do one thing better than anyone on golf course… Make a fucking deal.
Allow me the opportunity to elaborate. Unless you’re a child prodigy, golf is not about skill, it’s about one of two things, either A) Something mildly athletic that can performed while drunk or B) an excellent way to make business decisions. I use it for the latter.
Many business decisions have been made on the golf course, and typically by men that have a handicap in the high twenties.
I golf for necessity, not for enjoyment. I guess my point is, if anyone that’s dumb enough to read this trash is good at golf, PLEASE GIVE ME LESSONS!